Peanut Butter Cookies - Inspired by Todd

It's been a long time and it's time to admit
There are some things I just cannot quit
I've conquered some bad habits in my past
Like PCP, heroin and even freebasing crack  (insert poetic license)

But I do have vices and that I cannot deny
Like women, booze, and eating french fries
Although I may have weakness for all of these
One above all could take the place of all three

Peanut Butter cookies, The love of my life
I could eat them all day and all night
This obession, I admit, is not something new
Since I was a child I knew I was a little askew

I have dreams of winning such niceties
Like just maybe a lifetime supply of cookies
I would prefer this much more than anything
Having them delivered daily to the Cookie King

I've been compared to the cookie monster before
But I have to honest, he's got nuthin on this cookie whore
It's not just the cookie part that is so engrossing
The peanut butter I, for sure, am also endorsing

I will take peanut butter in any form or shape
I will even take it being fed by an ape
I do not like green eggs and ham
Peanut butter is more interesting than spam

Enough of this nonsense, I swear I do not fool
That sweet creamy taste makes my mouth drool
Even by itself I crave the nutty flavor
I will forever have vats of it to savor

I've bathed for hours just laying on top
It doensn't get much better, I just couldn't stop
But yes I must admit that I would throw it away
To have a lifetime supply of PB cookies tossed my way

Tossing cookies wasnt really what I meant
But you get my drift, my message has been sent.
So I will leave now and you can bathe in my wake
Inspired by peanut butter cookies for heaven's sake.