Frustrated

by Dan Gasser on Tuesday, August 3, 2010 at 9:02pm

 

Enough of this shit
Give me a beer
Give me a big hit
Coughing til I tear

Give me a bike
To ride til dusk
Spit with chew
While you eat my dust

Ill start at noon
Ending next week
The flavor of the binge
I shall not speak

You may not like it
Not all men do
But this women I know
Will do you too.

Her lips are supple
She wont say a word
Move her how you want
But she squeaks like a bird

For $65 online
Or 85 in the store
Trust me it's not worth it
Just to say you scored.

So take it from me
Stick to your booze
It may be more lonely
Than a rep that's bruised.

So give me a slug
Of that whiskey on the shelf
I'll be fine in the morning
After I pass out