Happy Birthday Karen whoever you are
You have not been able to meet me thus far
I'm not sure how I should feel
Maybe Lisa's friend isn't even real
Regardless if you are real or not
I wish for you only good things, which I haven't got
I wish you lots of presents and hugs from your kids
May your contacts not get stuck to your eyelids.
I'm sure you will have many more years
To make up for you causing me so many tears
For I have yet to experience the Karen people know
They say when she goes out she really really goes
You asked for a poem for your day of birth
I hope that this is enough for what it's worth
I hope to meet you before 2013
By then my rep may be damaged and not so pristine.
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