My Chair

The chair on which I sit

Has ne'er been the right fit

I squirm and wiggle to comfort my ass

But here I am, at a terrible impasse

I need to figure out why this is so

I need to get rid of my pain you know.

I need an expert to show me the way

I need the Cesar Milan for chairs I say!

I swear to you I treat it right

Never bouncing upon it day or night

I dont jump on it when I get all crazy

I dont sleep across it when Im feeling lazy

The wheels still turn quiet and smooth

The cushion is contoured with my ass' groove

The armrests are firm not broke or torn

The seatback is upright not leaning or worn

Yet here I am questioning my chair

Does I have the time to spare? 

Wasting the hours tossing my brain

Maybe it's time I stop trying to explain.

But as life goes on I continue to sit

It's comforting to know right where I fit

It's always there and doesnt hurt so bad

Ill replace the padding and I wont be so sad.

Poetry Haters

I write partly in jest and also to vent
To fend off the haters about my poetic rant

I acknowledge that not everyone
Has the ability to see
The visions I view
And the soul within me

I shall laugh and not tirade
For your right wing stance
Don't shit on my parade
For the length of my lance

I can reach far and wide
With words that few adore
To elicit a knee jerk response
Soliciting creates my rapport

Be careful where you tread
For my pen is mightier than the sword
I shall drown you with a proverbial flood
Translated to paper, transcribed in my blood.

Impossible

My body is weary

My fingers are cramped

My eyes are heavy

My mind is amped

How do I prove Im worth the hassle

How do I show my hearts out there

Why do I persist to chase the impossible

When Im alone this long I feel so bare

I recall the time that was spent

Wondering if it will ever happen again

Lightly brushing, teasing with our touch

Combining our passion, circling our thoughts

What I wish for may never come true

Her silence humbles my soul

I can only say yes when called upon

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I can only hope she calls upon me.